Rice University
the real harvard of the south. a highly compet-tive university where people go to have fun, eat cookies, and stay up late. rumor has it that they also go to cl-sses. not only is it great in the departments of science and liberal arts, rice university’s music school and architecture school are among the top in the nation.
i wish i could get into rice university.
where the party’s at
helga: i’m bored.
edward: me too.
both: let’s go to rice university! partaay!
four hours later
helga: whoaa that was some good party. night of….decadence?
edward: yeah…hahahaha…
-both p-ss out-
the best collegue in the world
i wish i could go to rice
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