ricer redneck
a person with bad taste and little knowledge of nice cars that believes they can join the “import scene” with their busted–ss cars (usually a slow domestic or very old import). they proceed to then add usually cheap (see: american products company) aftermarket parts to include loud m-fflers, the biggest cheapest spoiler, windshield washer led’s, altezza tailights, light up tire valves, an array of stickers from companies who wouldn’t even talk to them about sponsorship, and maybe even nice rims. these individuals will drive arround in their junk cars and believe they are cool and chicks/guys are checking out their cool cars when in fact they are glad they aren’t in the car with them being laughed at also.
cool guy 1: man, did you hear that ricer redneck drive by?
cool guy 2: how could i not? it sounded like he was driving a weed-eater at full throttle. i think he was late for work at the taco bell again.
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