Rice/Ricer is……..


rice/ricer is a person who does useless things to a car and doesnt understand what the f-ck or what the h-ll, he or she is doing so they buy useless parts anyway and they dont buy performance parts that would enhance the vehicles performance,so instead they buy useless parts that dont do sh-t,and theres this kid at school who thinks hes a bad -ss which he isnt,he has a sh-tty as f-ck gay -ss saturn with the bee sounding like civic style exhaust but much much worse.i got a song for those kids at school this is for you f-gs.it goes by saying,

“rice boy rice boy what you gonna do, what you gonna do when the cops/pigs catch you.its like a remix of the cops song but different.
“theres this kid at my school named josh pramik and he has a riced out integra.,one day i was like lol wtf why does he have a radar detector?, in his car when it isnt even fast enough.i was like what a f-g for ruining a car he should get shot,so what he did was put a aluminum rice style wing on it,altezza taillights and a body kit,the kit looks ok and so does the rims but please,get that hideious -ss riced out useless aluminum wing off,altezzas and ditch the radar detector from your slow -ss 140hp ride f-g! oh and btw everytime i see your car i point and laugh at it because of house hideous it is and why do you try to be so f-ckin cool? your not -ssmuch so please stop it at one and now,imeediately.
a rice isnt just some j-panese some american cars are rice .what “rice” means is that people rice out american cars aswell,like people rice out mustangs,camaro’s,dodges,fords,chevys,saturns,geos,traillbazers,blazers,trackers ,and people rice out french cars,anything some riceboys can get their hand on and ruin they will.the defenition of rice/ricer is a person that buys a car and adds usless things to it,usless rice wings,those huge -ss spoilers that dont provide downforce and is only for looks and the b-mblebee style exhaust/exhaust tip,altezzas,(i would keep the stock ones on)and if your car has the altezzas it doesnt mean the car is rice that means the taillights are rice and must be removed with other ones.

also check out
www.anti-rice.com
www.ricecar.com
for more information.
dude those camaro’s,mustangs,saturns,geos,
trailblazers,blazers,trackers, and those french cars are riced out to the max!!

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