Rich Boy

a n-gg- that’s throwin d’s on that b-tch
“rich boy” juss bought a cadillac “throw some d’s on that b-tch
maurice richards, better known as “rich boy,” is a rapper from mobile, alabama. he is best known for his debut single “throw some d’s.” first alb-m was the self-t-tled “rich boy.” easily recognizable by his extreme southern drawl and lyrics & beats that go hard as f-ck. other singles include “boy looka here,” and “let’s get this paper.”
rich boy sellin’ crick, folk n-gg-s wanna jick, sh-t tight no stick, just bought a cadilic
the s-xiest kind of boy there is. on their own, they might not look that great, but if you put them in $100 jeans and a bmw, half the female population will happily have s-x with them. this is because, as good charlotte sang, girls dont like boys; girls like cars and money. it is true, thus rich boys are s-xy. very, very, s-xy.
bob was at least 50 lbs. overweight and showered an average of twice a month. he liked to sit in cl-ss and talk to a hand puppet and get from place to place by hopping. i thought bob was weird and gross. then i realized he drove a new range rover and was a very rich boy. now i think bob is very hot.
an overpriveliged middle-cl-ss teenager who has never known a minute’s want or true adversity in his life, yet is also for some strange reason covetous of the arduous existences of others. he reconciles his lack of real-world experience with his burning desire for some kind of excitement in his white-bread, $100 allowance a week existence by spending the majority of his time listening to terrible, angst-ridden rock music at a highly innapropriate volume whilst playing cs on the absurdly over-powered pc his dad bought for him.
in marx’s time religion was the opiate of the people, now it seems we have electronic entertainments to perform the same function. go figure.