richard appleseed


a lesser-known figure in the botanical history of the americas. instrumental in promulgating genetic diversity across all terrains and a variety of subjects. known for: powerful pheromonal presence, wide-spread dissemination, and proclivity for cupcakes.

see also: seed-dispersal; american history; biological urges; tales from the new york elite; the hero’s journey.
he got around like richard appleseed.

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