Richard Gere

a rodent’s worst nightmare. more specifically, an actor who does a lot of sh-tty female-appealing movies and was married to cindy crawford. however, gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his -ss. allegedly, gere has made his r-ct-m a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or guinea pigs in an effort to s-xually gratify himself in a gay manner.
richard gere finished filming “my best friend’s hairy v-g-n-,” then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his -n-s.

richard gere walked into petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, “whose lucky day is it today?”
squinty-eyed old man who shoves gerbils up his -rs-.
richard gere is in another movie with some girl his granddaughter’s age.
when hollywood wants to make yet another chick flick and doesn’t want to pay for talent (why would you in a chick flick) gere’s name comes right up.
director hoib goldbaum: “say, lets make a movie with a mindless plot with shameless exploitation of every human emotion, depicting a lapdog husband under the control of a beautiful middle aged soccer mom who dresses well and has suspicously young children with fake southern accents.”

producer sol horowitz: “so you don’t think gere’s already working?”

goldbaum: “working? yeah, he’s working with a gerbil!”
to do something off at the last minute with little preparation. to pull something out of ones b-tt. akin to “pulling a rabbit out of a hat”.
due to all of the deadlines, i had to richard gere that presentation.
a richard gere is when two guys give a girl a sunny st. james, the three of them c-m at the same time and p–p out a hampster
d-mn those -ss bandits, they just gave that greasy shawtay a nasty ole’ richard gere
see -ss clown
oh god, i can’t take any more of richard gere’s -ss clownerie.