Richard Madeley
daytime tv presenter, famed for getting erections (having wood), during items on knickers, which he then vainly attempts to hide by corssing his legs or covering his trouser tent with a soft furnishing or his wife’s br-ssiere.
the latter is probably a trick learnt in boarding school, where madeley was a known player of man, woman, bulldog and docking.
oh no, richard madeley’s seen some fl-ng- and has a stiffy again!
richard madeley was terrible at docking – he was always getting erections and so was generally frowned upon by the elder boys.
daytime tv god.
husband of judy.
richard madeley? isn;t he that daytime tv god?
yes. he is.
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