Richard Nixon

a crook.

also, president of the united states from 1969-1974. his accomplishments included officially recognizing china, keeping a steady hand on the economy, managing the war in vietnam with a reasonable level of competence, and completely destroying americans’ faith in their political system for generations to come by having the b-lls to create a m-ssive criminal surveillance infrastructure then desperately trying to cover it up while becoming the laughingstock of the media.

also, said “sock it to me” on laugh-in once. that was cool.
“hey look, it’s richard nixon!”
“boo!”

president richard m. nixon (1913-1994)
tricky d-ck. president of the us from 1969-1974. he is most remembered for the watergate scandal. he is labeled by many as being a crook but was not directly involved in the scandal itself. his only wrong doing was wiretapping and covering up his findings and not cooperating with the fbi. with the threat of impeachment, he resigned in disgrace 1974. he was a good president actually. he warmed relations with china and tried to improve the economy and the war in vietnam. his tenure as president was average at worst. if it weren’t for watergate, he would probably be considered a very good president.
richard nixon gets a bad rap for being corrupt but was way less so than most politicians today.
a foreplay manuver where a person places each hand (making the peace symbol) on either side of a woman’s br–sts, pushing them together. then the person sticks their face in the woman’s cleavage and shakes his/her head back in forth while saying, “i am not a crook.” preferably using a voice similar to former president richard nixon.
bob gave deanna a richard nixon when they were fooling around one night.
the act of telling somone “bless you” after they sneeze, then immediately slapping them in the face before they get to say thank you.
tom – -sneeze-
dave – “bless you” -slap-
tom – what’s with the richard nixon
the act of giving a hand-job without the use of spit or lube.
bob: “how did it go last night?”
pete: “could’ve gone better. she gave me a richard nixon.”
bob: “oh sh-t. so your sh-t’s all raw?”
pete: “yep!”
a richard nixon is the act of a woman, or a man, kneeling between two men, and reaching over her head to jerk the men off in a manner similar to richard nixon’s peace sign gestures.
wow! look at that! cindy’s giving those guys a richard nixon!
a s-xual maneuver during which two women stand naked, side by side. a third person sits on the floor at the feet of the two women, facing the same direction as the them. this person extends his arms out and slightly up, with two fingers in each of the two girls’ v-g-n-s. this looks very similar to the “peace” sign richard nixon did upon boarding a plane in a that famous video clip.
“well, we went skinny dipping, and after amy and c-ssie were standing beside the pool getting ready to dry off, i sat down and gave them a richard nixon! they loved it.”

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