rick ross

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rick ross will give me some weed for christmas. :d
is the name of a fake rapper. he was originally a corrections officer, then chose to become a rapper. in order to be a corrections officer, you must not have any gang affiliations, yet he claims to have gang affiliates. he’s supposed life as a drug dealer is fabricated. all of his jewelry is fake and he’s cars are rented. plus to make things worse, he is a deadbeat dad.
rick ross: im bawce
greg: ur not a boss, i heard the prisoners are gon start a riot, u know wat to do!
when a guy leavs all of his hair on his b-lls but shaves the hair above his d-ck.
hey carol take my pants off and look at my rick ross.
a rapper claming hes gangster after admitting that he was a correction officer.

aka officer ricky
chris brown: i just kick rihanna’s -ss!
officer ricky: (bawes) you going to jail we dont f-ck around(5. 0. all day)
chris brown: let me see if i can run it.
officer ricky: (bawes) no body runs from rick ross the po po
rick ross, (born william roberts in carol city, florida in 1977), is an american rapper from , a city north of miami in dade county, florida. he is signed with slip-n-slide, which as of 2006, is distributed under def jam records. “port of miami”, rick ross’s up and coming alb-m is set to be release sometime in the fall of 2006 and is expected to include artist such as jay-z, young jeezy, trick daddy, & ugk. rick ross has stated that his inspirations for rapping are big daddy kane, tupac, ice cube, notorious b.i.g, and trick daddy. 1
bmw 754i white on white that is rick ross
most rappers actually tell their stories and give an accurate description of the struggle they went through growing up in sh-tty circ-mstances. many exaggerated, but you can let that slide because of the truth beneath it. dmx didn’t kill 3 people in a liquor store robbery, but he was notorious in his neighborhood since he was a child for robbing people in broad daylight with no gun and no mask. 50 cent likely doesn’t go around killing people who talk badly about him, but he was involved in a drug gang and got shot up because of it. biggie may not have ran the drug trade in ny, but he did supply his block (and maybe even took a larger share when he got rich). snoop hung around and dealt with legitimate pimps, maybe even had a share in that “industry”.

rick ross was a f-cking prison guard, stole the name and look of a dealer he never knew (bald with beard), got tattood and now he sells and glorifies the “i’m such a hard gangster” look.

it’s like two vets preaching about war, when one was never actually deployed.
rick ross the rapper is a fake, corporate, fat b-st-rd. the real rick ross (look him up) is way more interesting.
anti-cult activist. specializes in deprogramming (restoring the effects of “cult brainwashing”). tends to be a bit overdramatic in his att-tudes towards certain new religious movements (i.e. branch davidians in waco, tx)
d-mn, check out rick ross talkin’ sh-t about all them cults over there.

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