Rick Santorum


s-m-n mixed with fecal matter often left after continuous -n-l s-x
“i dont care what you guys do in there… just dont leave any rick santorum on the bed sheets..”
1. santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, -j-c-l-t-, and the contents of a person’s r-ct-m, which is a byproduct of -n-l s-x. to rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone’s -ss.

2. rick santorum may also refer to a h-m-phobic douchebag running for president under the guise of “family values.”
1. “i’ll let you f-ck me up the -ss, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards.”

2. “i just googled politician rick santorum and i got a bunch of results about -n-l s-x.”
a man who believes white bread isn’t white enough.
man: do you know where i could find the white bread?
rick santorum: the bread in which you speak of is not white; the only white on this earth is our brothers and friends of the ku klux klan.
the now former senator from pennsylvania. bye rick.
i hope the door to the capitol building doesn’t hit rick santorum too hard in the -ss on his way out. oh wait, yeah i do!
a jew-hating, muslim-hating b-st-rd who would fail america as president.
if we elect rick santorum for president, america will fail and have concentration camps everywhere.
to remove santorum orally.

from rick: (verb) to lick, suck, or draw something with the mouth + santorium: (noun) the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of -n-l s-x.
one way to keep the sheets cleaner after -n-l s-x is to rick santorum. my boyfriend usually ricks the santorum after he sodomizes me.
one who is extremely strange, eccentric, fantastic, weird, or insane. see also kook, fruitcake, crackpot, nutcase or screwball.
i thought john was a kook, but that guy is a real rick santorum.

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