Riddle Chick
a “riddle chick” is defined as any ugly, sn-bby, b-tchy girl attending embry riddle that believes she is the most beautiful and desirable woman in the universe due to riddle vision.
in the real world, no one would look twice at a riddle chick, but at embry riddle, she may even become homecoming queen.
typically, these girls are found with pot bellies shoved into tiny sorority shirts hanging around the frat guys…and usually p-ss themselves around at least once.
the most undesirable woman (the riddle chick) walks past a group of guys. suddenly, all of the guys drop what they are doing, and run over to meet her.
first, she flirts with all of them. then, she gets a few phone numbers. later, she starts dating one. the next week, she dumps him and dates his friend. the next week, it’s a new guy…and so on. she breaks hearts and moves on.
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