riddledick
a p-n-s that everyone makes fun of.
when he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddled-ck.
a riddle d-ck is any guy attending embry riddle that believes he is undeniably the most wonderful person walking on earth due to his status as a pilot or supergenius engineer.
riddle d-ck’s often use cheesy pickup lines, wear large pilot sungl-sses, pop their collars, and will shun any woman they mistook as an easy riddle chick.
aka douche bag
riddle d-ck: hey baby, i’m a pilot at embry riddle. didn’t anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! i thought you knew…
normal girl: (rolls eyes and walks away)
riddle d-ck to friend: what a b-tch! i should tell everyone she works on the corner of ridgewood and partic-p-ted in the donkey show.
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