ride critic

any p-ssenger for uber or lyft that gives you a bad rating over the most ridiculous thing you can imagine.
i got a text, an email and an alert on my mobile device from (ridesharing company) about how dirty my car is. came to find out it was a f-cking ride critic that complained about the water spots on the right side windows.

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