ride dirty


1) to roll in your car with drugs, guns, or other sh-t you don’t want the cops to find. usually drugs.

2) to not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one’s -ss properly.
1)
“they see me rollin’, they hatin’, patrollin’
tryin’ to catch me ridin’ dirty.”
(chamillionaire – “ridin’ dirty”)

2)
jim: “hey, get your -ss over here. there’s grippa b-tches. what’s taking so long?”
james: “give me 20 minutes. gotta take a shower.”
jim: “dude, you don’t need a shower. the party’s not gonna wait.”
james: “no, you don’t understand…it was chili con carne night and we’re out of t.p. the neighbors came over to complain because they thought someone was playing the trumpet terribly while firing a machine gun.”
jim: “ooooh yeah, good call. you really don’t want to ride dirty like that.”
to travel in a vehicle with a felonious amount of substance
ray-ray, he ride dirty – homey had six ounces up in the escalade.
(verb)
1. to drive around without a purpose while wearing a flat brim hat
2. to be a douchebag while wearing a flat brim hat
3. to pack bombs with lombardo while wearing a flat brim hat
4. to go to c-block while wearing a flat brim hat
1. duuuuug, we ridin’ dirty friday?
2. duuuuug, check out riggz ridin’ dirty with dem beat bids
3. duuuuug, quiggins was ridin’ dirty just last week when we were away
4. duuuuug, i just had spanish, its time to ride dirty brigga
riding a bike, roller coaster, or anything else with someone else between your legs or you between theirs
wanna ride dirty to cl-ss?

i didn’t want to wait for the next bobsled on matterhorn so i rode dirty with mich-lle
1. to ride, uniquely, what some would think is “weird, or boring,” but what you believe is and what is really cool.

2. to drive without your license
i am going to ride dirty, and do my homework
literally means to ride with two or more p-ssengers undrer the influence of illegal substances while driving the legal speed limit with your lights turned off after 8:00 p.m.
jim: we ride dirty everynight broseph, it was intense to the max!
herbert of guatalope: yeah, but it was better than tossing that b-tches salad for 5 hours last night.

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