ride my volvo


alexis is awesome. ftw. anyways…it means that you hump a car while having s-x. you usually get your car all dirty so do it on a strangers car have fun girls and boiiiis(:
i think we’re finally at the stage in our relationship where you totally get to ride my volvo (;

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