ride of pride
the ride home after a guy gets laid. usually a proud moment, unless the conquered was less than attractive. the opposite of the female walk of shame. typically occurs after morning rush hour.
dude,
i was late to work this morning and saw my neighbor doing the ride of pride. he looked too satisfied with a sh-t eating ear to ear grin on his face!
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