Ride the mustache
a seemingly innocuous app-driven cab ride from a private vehicle emblazoned with a large pink mustache on the grille, sometimes involving minor parked detours allowing p-ssengers, generally female, to sit astride the driver, generally handsome and customer service-oriented, for some quicky cunnilingous.
i was meeting my man at a bar downtown and caught a ride in one of those cabs with the pink mustache. the driver was so fun, i asked, shyly, if i could ride the mustache.
i smiled all through dinner.
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