Rider’s Block
after riding ones motorcycle, horse, or bicycle the body’s natural defense mechanism kicks in resulting in constipation, and the inability to defecate.
“man, after that race i really have to p–p but i have terrible rider’s block”
” i sat on the toilet for 45 minutes but couldn’t push it out if i wanted to. i’ve got rider’s block bad!”
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