RIDICULOUSLY Single
you’re not just single, you’re ridiculously single. this extra level of single-ness const-tutes having vodka shots regularly at 4am, followed by administering the shocker to strange women at 6am, even on worknights, regularly finding yourself boning different women, even at 9am on tuesdays, at least 2 or more women each week, hungover at least 4 mornings at work a week and telling women you are not ’emotionally available’.
girl looking for marriage: he’s pretty cute, is he single?
sl-tty girl: oh, don’t bother girl, he’s ridiculously single. i’m gonna go talk to him though.
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