riding high
the act of partic-p-ting in s-xual intercourse while under the influence of marijuana.
“dude, yesterday i was riding high with my girl, it felt so f-cking good.”
1.to be feeling very happy. occasionally also meaning in a sn-bbish or egotistical way.
2.to be experiencing euphoric intoxication through drugs.
1a. nick d was so riding high when he scored two very hot babes by pulling the beirut trick.
1b.
nerdy kid in math cl-ss: woooo! i p-ssed the test! wooohoo, i’m so smart! -prances all over the cl-ssroom like a ninny-
normal kid:(talking to a fellow cl-ssmate about the nerd) he sure is riding high, isn’t he?
2.
cop: you know sir, you don’t seem to realize that you are speeding and swerving a little on your side of the road.
tj: uh was i? really? -giggles- no sir, i havn’t drank any.
cop: no you don’t look drunk. i see you are shaking a bit and have that goofy grin on your face. you sure are feeling very happy right now aren’t you.
tj: oooh yeah! i am riding high!!
cop: and you are f-cking going to be riding in the back of my police car with me taking you on an up north trip! that is a bag of crack rock that i see on your dashboard! now get out!
caleb: oh sh-t.
tj: here, have a donut. -pulls out a fresh krispy kreme donut and hands it to the cop-
cop: thanks. -scarfs down donut- but still, you are coming with me!
tj and caleb: haaaahahahahaha!
cop: -pulling tj out- now what is so funny? getting in trouble with the law is not funny!
caleb: it’s funny because it’s poisonous!
cop: no, you are both stupid drug-addicted morons. -reaches for handcuffs-
caleb: in layman’s terms, i laced that donut, which you just ate, with ddt! f-cking hilarious!
cop: what the!? you… -gags, tries to pull out his gun, but falls dead on the ground face first-
tj: -laughing- alright, caleb you da man! you a genious! -gets back in the car-
caleb: i try. -high fives tj- now let’s go.
mark h. urban addict since february 2004.
a term relating to a breast enhancement that is very sudden and very noticeable. not exactly a bad thing, but it becomes a topic of conversation very quickly. plus, it’s regarding b–bs, so…bonus!
have you seen mary recently? she’s riding high!
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