riding hot
when you wake up and go to work / school despite the fact that you’re still sh-t c-cked from the night before.
listen man, i can’t hear the lecture over that p-rn so if you could please turn it off and go use some listerine i would really appreciate it.
be easy broseph, i’m riding hot.
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