riding rifle
earning the right to ride in the trunk of someone’s car. this is also the direct opposite of “riding b-tch,” where you are sitting center-backseat, sandwiched by your friends (aka: riding gay, riding wh-r-) and also “riding shotgun,” where you are sitting front p-ssenger and live the good life. it is “trunk”‘s responsibility for maintaining his own safety and accepting the fact that he may get hurt, while receiving additional personal sp-ce in situations where a small compact or sedan may have six or more total occupants. complaining is -ssumed but is to be ignored by the driver in lieu of the verbal pact of the call.
variations to “calling trunk” can include…well nothing, because normally it isn’t an option and no one really fights for such a privilege as few have actually tried it to understand the advantages. seniority rarely means anything when calling rifle.
liza was riding rifle to chicken and rice because she didn’t want to sit on martin or mike’s lap as the 5th in the backseats..
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the right to go before another; precedence in p-ssing granted to one over another anyone with three or more drinks in his hands has the right of way.
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one who gives rimjobs (eats out -ssholes). well my legs are pinned behind my head, so get over here and do your duty you lazy rimjobber. one who likes to slide their tongue along the inner contours of the sphincter. go and f-ck yourself, u filthy rim jobber!
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- Horn Is Hot
when an unusually high amount of telephone calls are recived in a certain period of time. friend: that’s the fifth phone call i’ve gotten in the last five minutes. me: the horn is hot my friend, the horn is hot.
- hornley
adjective- both an emotional and s-xual desire for companionship; an emotion that combines both horniness and loneliness. i was really hornley last night, so i met a guy at the bar and cuddled with him all night after we had s-x.