rig driver
a man who has supreme control over his rig or c-ck and uses it to please the ladies.
stanley pulled out his big–ss rig, showed it to ursula, and proceeded to thrust it deep within her womanhood. ” oh stanley! you’re the greatest rig driver in northwest arkansas”, ursula moaned.
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