rig welder
the welders that make all the money (typically between 200k-500k/year), do all the cocaine, f-ck all the strippers and still show up at 6am every day for work. if you drive a car, use a cell phone, stay warm at night in winter or eat fresh produce…it’s because of a rig welder. so you should find one and have s-x with him for everything they do that you don’t even realize.
oh my god, jill! did you see those two rig welders sitting at the bar? there is nothing s-xier than a hard working welder with starched fr’s.
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