a guy that is a lightweight on drink. can’t read or write. but man can he empty a room. he is shameless in his actions. does not understand anything.
oh are you joking don’t tell me you have that rigby working for you. f-cking rigby.
a man in possession of a foot-long schl-ng which may be cl-ssified as a weapon of m-ss destruction.
word spread quickly around the college that patrick had a rigby, however this proved to be unsubstantiated rumour.
mordecai’s best friend on the tv show regular show.
he is funny, annoying, and very cute.
boy:did you see what happend with rigby on the regular show last night?
boy’s sister:you know i don’t watch that cr-p.
boy: you suck.
the act of inserting part of your scr-t-m into your -n-s. verb denoting said act.
guy, the other day i was watching reruns of married with children and scratching my b-lls on the couch — i decided to see how far my scr-t-m could stretch and ended up rigbying myself.
usual -ssociated with rugby and rock, this person is very good at new years heave and listening to greenday and other such rocker p-rn they use the words awesome and dude excesivly.
person 1: arghhh did you see (name) the other night?
person 2: haha, yeah dude he was a right rigby
someone named rigby is someone who isnt g-y and never will be. they would never date a boy they only love s-xy womans. im so alone
person a: im not g-y
person b: haha nice, sounds like youre rigby
is a game you play with a stick.
— whats her name?
— isnt that a game?
– no thats rugby.
— oh, then whats rigby?
– a game you play with a stick.
coolest kid in america. he has lots of money from his parents and a place down back east and west and north and two more north and a few back east. he loves cars that have a seven digit $ price. go’s to the best school in the world. super strong and cool brother too.
the cohort of younger people who have developed an unworthy sense of ent-tlement and have spent their youth being coddled with praise for “winning” all those partic-p-tion trophies. whining and crying when you don’t get what life owes you. angry because the election didn’t go their way, the encoddled millenials took to the streets to […]
- shower waffle
when you sh-t in the shower and then push the sh-t through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance. dude i had to sh-t so bad i couldn’t even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle
- 4rd floor
the floor 3 stories up from the 1st floor mr frirnd was on the 4rd floor of school when the fire alarm wehnt off
- seagull sweep
enters a scenario in a position unbecoming of the circ-mstance just to pull-off the jammiest and flukiest upset seen in the history of civilisation. this is promptly followed by -sserting said circ-mstance to have been one that was planned and even antic-p-ted by the said seagull. stevie limped through the 2015 fantasy football just to […]
- gentlemens job
a shot of gentleman jack while getting a bl-w j-b while wearing a bow tie lisa gave me a gentlemen’s job after the black tie gala last night.