Right Handed Sinestro
when having s-x with somebody from behind, the receiving partner reaches back with their right arm and forcibly attempts to jam their fist up the -ss of the giving partner. named after thaal sinestro, the arch nemesis of the green lantern, the name is a reference to the fact sinestro wears his power ring on his left hand so his right hand is free to penetrate people -n-lly, as most supervillains often do with their free hands.
guy 1: i was having s-x with this girl last night and i stuck it in her -ss without telling her first.
guy 2: hahahaa what did she do?
guy 1: she wasn’t happy so she gave me a right handed sinestro to get even.
guy 2: oh man that sucks!
guy 1: …i kind of liked it (._.)
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