Schump


the sound made when stealing something right out from under someone’s nose.
joe: hey man, i just picked up a bag.
wayne: hey, what’s that?!! (yells out and points up while grabbing bag and putting it in his pocket)
–schump–
joe: hey man, where is my bag?
wayne: i don’t know! what just happened?
the skin that may hang off your elbow.
the schump is sometimes also called a weenus.

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