Right Lane Fagot


1) a person who drives erratically, weaving around people minding their own god d-mn business and subsequently b-tching about the left lane loser who they almost killed to another right lane f-got through their blutooth headset on their way to revise their screenplay at starbucks.

2) any person who has ever taken a selfie of themselves infront of their vehicle.
hey, i’m sorry to hear about your mom dieing in that car wreck. if there were less right lane f-gots like you she might not have died.

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