rijpma
a dutch term for anyone who is a cl-ssic closet h-m-s-xual, with an obvious love for anything woth either a beard or a berret. rijpma’s are also known to be slightly whiter than normal humans, but not fully albino. this comes in handy when convincing someone of your russian background.
several synonyms for rijpma are:
tap,
tappernade,
sietske,
buwalda,
tienhoven,
russian half-albino
etc. etc.
calling someone a rijpma in holland will result in mean looks and possibly a fight, if you bring it in an agressive manner. same for any of the synonyms. after swearing with all thinkable diseases, rijpma is the worst curse word in the entire dutch language
thomas: ‘wow! look at that pirate! his beard is sooo h-rny!’
kofi: ‘dude…’
thomas: ‘what! i’m not gay or anything!’
kofi: ‘dude! you have just proven that you’re such a rijpma!’
thomas: ‘no, dude! you don’t understand! i’m not gay!’
kofi: ‘aaargh, go f-ck yourself.’
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