Riku
a d-mn s-xy beast that every girl wants to do
ex)riku from kingdom hearts 2
one of the main characters in the surprisingly popular video game kingdom hearts. riku lives on the destiny islands with his best friends sora and kairi. he and sora are rivals yet still friends. they both try to win kairi’s heart but fail in the process. riku was originally the wielder of the keyblade but was given to sora because he opened his heart to darkness.
open your heart to the darkness!!!
one of the coolest characters from the one of the best games ever, kingdom hearts. he has silver hair and is the sickest fighter besides sephiroph
when does riku become our age.
the coolest chara in kingdom hearts
who is voiced by some really hot guy.
“take care of her”
“the paupu thing? oh, it was just a joke. yuo should have seen your face!”
“im not afriad of the darkness”
“no! you’re not gona use me for this! go! the heartless are comming!”
“is that the best you can do?”
“come on sora!”
the guy who never gets what he deserves. he doesn’t have the power nor the means to get what he wants or protect what he loves. he tranfers to the darkside to get what he desires but gets screwed over anyway by a man named ansem.
malicafent: he isn’t your friend. he hates your guts.
riku:…sure
riku is the silver haired 15-year-old guy in kingdom hearts (now 16 in the second kingdom hearts)who was once living a happy life until he joined the darkside. now he tries to help sora along the way even though he is opposite of sora, yet is still hot and s-xy! kairi, his other friend, should die and go to h-ll so that riku can share the paopu fruit with sora and then they can have a hot, s-xy, gay relationship!also, voiced by david gallaghar…the kid simon on 7th heaven.
“i love sora. i hate kairi. there. that explains it all.” ~riku
a kingdom hearts character who is considered s-x on wheels to many a fangirl. the general consensus is that he will be gay with sora forever. it’s probably true considering he has really girly hair.
riku is the uke111! no he’s the seme cuz he tallers!!1
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