Riley Coulson


first and foremost: sl-t! doing his best to truly live the ‘life of riley’. tends to freeload, and smoke weed when he can score it. rule breaker, but handsome and lucky enough to get away with it. hard working…(when you can get him out of bed) and sweet natured when he chooses to be.
the urinal in the boys’ locker room got blown off the wall? that was a riley coulson!

the only one who didn’t get arrested at the big drug bust? wait for it….riley coulson

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