she’s weird and i hate her she is ugly and will never get a guy. she’s a hateful person and has no friends. she doesn’t deserve a life.
riley cree is ugly
- granddaddy boy
grown -ss man that still acts like a little boy, and only thinks with his d-ck. he’s a granddaddy boy because he only text you late at night.
- noah werksman syndrome
a shprt f-ckboy who thinks he is cool but is really a p-ssy and curses to look cool that kid is an -ss he mus have noah werksman syndrome
- tree tapping
to which, a man acknowledges his erection after slumber (also known as, “morning wood”) and uses it to m-st-rb-t-, and -j-c-l-t-, hence the term, “tree tapping.” yeah, i heard my cousin tree tapping this morning in the bathroom.
- sofa cushion
nickname for the name sofia. awesome and beautiful girl. 🙂 guy: omg im in love with this girl, she is so awesome guy2: who sofa cushion guy: yea
- cookie pooch
eating too many cookies, pastries, desserts, etc etc… truc ate too many cookies this month and is developing a cookie pooch. george straight up has a cookie pooch !!!! amber’s cookie pooch is maxed out af !!!