riley parent
a man with a c-ck so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. the acient gods coward in wake of his m-ssive c-ck. they offered bananas to satisfy the beast. he who posses the burden of dk d-ck is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.
yo riley parent got that big d-ck right?
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