when a north korean gives a rim job
kim just gave jack a rim jong un! “yeah, i heard the g-ys go at it all morning”
- *rg*sm denial
the act of not letting your partner release their -rg-sm; a s-xual kink person 1: man, i tried -rg-sm denial for the first time last night. person 2: you’re a freak… how’d it go? person 1: it hurt like h-ll, but when i finally did come, it felt so much better than normal.
- 1 99
the oldest, most annoying marketing trick ever used in history. when stores say 1.99 just to make it sound cheaper when it’s actually 2. mcdonkel’s lowered the price of thier “burgers”, now it’s only 1.99! you mean 2? pr-nunced “one ninety nine”. is the mercedes benz color code for brown. common used to describe hispanic […]
to lead something in a wrong way, or to understand a certain topic in an imprecise or incorrect manner. instead of helping me find my way, he misled me in the small labyrinth.
- froggy eyed
pete has froggy eyes so he need his gl-sses to run expo “i gots dem froggy eyed boi” pete says
s-xiest guy on earth! chick 1: hey, have you heard about elilan? chick 2: omg! he is super hawt! chick 3: yeah. he was great in bed.