rim rider


happens after you clog a toilet with a serious dump. as the bowl overflows, there is one little floater that stays inside the bowl and rides around the rim as the water still swirls from the prior flush.
dang, i just stopped up your toilet. at least you’ve got a rim rider cruising around to cheer you up!
a “bed event” where a man takes the hard “mushroom cap” of his p-n-s and runs it across and around the rim of a girl’s pukered -n-s but not to penetrate. therefore rim riding has commensed.
“girl! tammus was a rim rider last night for about 20 minutes, it drove me nuts.”
1)a person who enjoys the pleasure of being -n-lly invaded. (also c-ckjockey)

2)a person who is not highly regarded in your opinion
1) elton john

2)”bob? hes a real rimrider”

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