RIMP
an acronym for the phrase: “rat in my poes” which is used to describe how seriously drunk/intoxicated an individual is/was.
the word poes is a common slang term used in south africa derived from the afrikaans language meaning: c-nt/v-g-n-/p-ssy.
jeez bro, i got so rimp last night.
wow, those chicks are rimp!
dude, how f-cking rimp were you after those drinks we had!
a chill but suddle person; keeps it cool under any condition of any nature; a cool cat; at times, a pimp if u will. creative but always looking for fun in any situation.
whas going on rimp tha pimp?
a person who is a dork, yet cool. they are weird and sometimes embar-ssing to be around, yet calling someone it is not nec-ssarily a bad thing.
you are the biggest rimp i’ve ever met, you dork!
intestinal prolapse (when your colon turns inside out and comes out of your -n-s)due to -n-l s-x.
i had to go to the doctor and get my rimp fixed.
a mix of the presidential candidate mitt romney and pimp. referring to the “binders full of women”.
“yo dog, that guy be such a rimp. he got all kind of binders full of b-tches.”
to f-ck someone over; to annihilate someone completely in compet-tion; to rape somebody, in a non-s-xual sense ie. to beat somebody so comprehensively that they lose all of their dignity.
“i just completely rimped that guy, mate!” / “he punished me big time, it was the rimping of a lifetime.”
to gently m-ssage and squeeze in combination using the palm of the hand.
rimp my dolts.
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