Rinder
this guy is so awesome he f-cked my wife like 5 times and then flipped me the bird as he was doing it. i swear i wish i could be him.
wow rinder, i wish i could please my wife like you do.
is the alpha and the omega. also one h-lluva guy.
rinder you just blew that guys face off and now you’re sh-gging his wife.
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