Ringfelt
a person who wears bright pulsating neon shirts. has a “thing” for shakespeare. is infatuated with billy mays and shamwow vince. likes to quote the office and say, “good aftern- i mean, morning, party people!”
kid #1: hey, do we have a student teacher in english?
kid #2: yeah, man, he’s awesome. a total ringfelt.
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