Ringtone-itis
a frequently occurring phenomenon now that real songs are often used with cellular phones, taking the place of the antiquated “ringing” sound.
ringtone-itis occurs when a favorite song is chosen to be someone’s ringtone, but after months of hearing it when receiving a call, that person cannot stand to hear the song anywhere (on the radio, ipod, cd). a once-beloved song is now taboo. and the worst part is, you did it to yourself.
you- “dude, i love “heartless” by kanye! i’m so gonna make that my ringtone!”
4 months later………
you again- “dude, if i hear that song one more time i am going to punch someone in the face, i am that enraged by my once-beloved song.”
a wise friend- “sounds like a case of ringtone-itis to me. the cure? change your ringtone, man.”
(and the sick cycle begins again)
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