ringtone rap

the sh-tty new pop/hip hop that floods the radio. ringtone rap is any of the singles from non-talented rappers such as d4l, mims, dem franchize boyz, huey and any of the other so-called rappers that all sound alike. most often heard as tool–ss teenagers’ cellphone ringtones, or on the radio for two weeks every other song. songs like this are the reason i smoke cigarettes.
amber: omfg gurlll i heard dizz hawttt joint on duh radio gurl itzz called dis iz why im hot gurl!!
katie: daaaaaamn gurl izz good! lets drive around our suburban town playing it rly loud!!

sensible person: if you b-tches play that ringtone rap around me i’ll kill you both.

rap music made not to sell alb-ms, but to sell ringtones. can be spotted by the generally stupid-as-sh-t nature of the song, which has a five-second repeating beat and about three lines of ‘song’ which is also endlessly repeated. totally loved by f-cktards that have no taste in music.
“yo, dawg! you dig that new soulja boy track?”
“f-ck no, i don’t listen to ringtone rap!”
rap music that white wigger teenage girls listen to. usually heard on their cells, their mustangs, at school dances, and at basketball games.
teen 1: omg, i love this like new song from like soulja boy, he is sooo like kewl and he is a real gangsta yo
teen 2: i gotta put this on this cell yo and blast this fiya joint to ma homiez, yo and blast it in my pontiac g8 very loud. keep it pimpin’
real g: turn off this f-cking ringtone rap and listen to some old skool real rap like snoop dogg.