Ringtone Trauma
the severe feelings of anxiety someone develops from their alarm clock ringtone.
often this anxiety is triggered when the person hears their alarm tone during normal day hours. upon hearing the ringtone, the person usually feels disturbed or in need to quickly silence the phone as it brings about torturous feelings of being disturbed from a peaceful sleep.
nathan: “what happened to your phone?”
kelly: “my alarm clock ringtone went off during lunch by accident and i got a serious case of ringtone trauma so i threw it at the wall”
nathan: “are you ok?”
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