rinks


abbreviation for ridiculous, used on its own or in combination with other abbreviations such as “totes” or “cray cray”
omg, last night was so rinks
verb
1. being very c-cky

2. to screw things up

3. to b-tt in to others conversations

4. to copy or imitate cooler kids than himself/herself (everyone)
a kid is wearing a backwards hat with a puffy coat in nice weather and walking with a fake swagger.

much cooler kid: dude your really rinkin it man
the slurred pr-nounciation of the word ‘drink’ which occurs after many such drinks, well on the way to intoxication.
bob: “i’ve had two jugs and i can’t feel a thing, gaining this tolerance is going to make getting drunk a costly task.”

phillip: “stop talking and ‘ave another ‘rink!”
to rink means to decide not to do your work after work.
i had an eight-hour day at the daily grind, i’ll just rink when i get home.
a combonation of ‘reek’ and ‘stink’. mostly used by people who cannot make up their mind.
john: dude, your laundry rinks!
tom: well i haven’t washed it yet, meathead.
a person with an extremely tight approach to the game of texas hold’em, only playing premium hands such as aa or ak (and qq when pot-committed). these players have the tendency to end all sentences in high pitched voices with their index finger waving in the crisp canadian air.
“whoa big bet out of the corner!…yeah, i want to call, but the guys a real rink so i think i have to lay down my jacks.”

note: these players are as easy to read as a coloring book.

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