RIOL
abbr.
rolling in oil laughing
1. something you’d picture yourself to be as a fat corporate suit bathing in crude oil while gleefully laughing at your immense wealth.
2. satire of “rofl”, riol means “rolling in oil laughing”. picture some fat sweaty idiot rolling in his own oil as a means of enjoying his filthy wealth. used to picture someone who’s stupid and laughing at their own jokes. which aren’t funny.
3. a rich king rolling in oil whilst laughing about how his dog had pet kittens.
example 1:
person 1: we’ve waged war on iraq.
person 2: riol!
example 2:
i’m moving to germany next month riol
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