riot snack level
riot snack level is a scale of which snacks to eat while you watch protests and riot coverage on the internet and/or television. by the level of snacks you can judge how serious the coverage is.
riot snack levels are: popcorn – normal non- violent protesting
pop tart – protesting involving calls of violence against people
chocolate chip cookie – involving comments of race, fascism, s-xism, or police in riot gear
pizza roll – police in riot gear moving in on protesters, arrests being made, humorous moments, tear gas and pepper spray use
ice cream cone – vandelism and/or brutality, antifa partic-p-tion, people doing stupid things
loaded nachos – total kaos, no one group is in control, blood in view of camera
hot wings – total anarchy, buildings on fire, cars burning
“did you see the coverage of the riots last night?”
” no i did not. how bad was it?”
“dude it was riot snack level ice cream cone!”
“i just got here, what riot snack level are we at?”
” we just moved into loaded nachos!”
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