Rip snort


v: when you rip a hard belly laugh so hard that you snort through your nose. the best ones are when you rip snort, causing someone else to crank a hard belly laugh leading to a rip snort. this can continue until someone farts or (best of all) sh-ts her pants. women are the best rip snorters for some unknown reason.
matt: that was a m-ssive rip snort.

mike: i know, and i think your mother just sh-t her pants.
the most horrible fart imaginable
also known as the act of ripsnorting and the actee – the ripsnorter
oh dear lord, did you just ripsnort one on me? good god i think something crawled up your -ss and died
it can be anything you want it to be or something exagerated
“just p-ss me that ripsnort will you” or “its on the ripsnorter” or “man that was a ripsnorter

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