Rip van Tinkle


when you wake up after a long night’s sleep and feel like you haven’t p-ssed for 7 years.
“i hope the toilet doesn’t overflow when i take this rip van tinkle.”
during act of c-nn-l-ng-s, the receiver first farts and then urinates on the person performing the c-nn-l-ng-s.
lucas p-ssed his girlfriend off, so when he went down on her, she gave him a rip van tinkle.
the original smelly man of african descent

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