Ripe for the Pipe
when you are at a bar, pub, club etc. and there are women who have ingested large quant-ties of substances that will make them lose their inhibitions (alcohol, drugs) making them more willing to sleep with you.
guy 1:”hey, you see that girl over there?”
guy 2: “yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?”
guy 1: “mhm. she’s ripe for the pipe”
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