ripped daddy


someone who shows incredible strength that is apparent by their m-ssive musculature.
ryan: “jon you are so ripped you’re a ripped daddy.”
jon: “stop that right now!”
ryan: “seriously your shirt is ripping. i’m going to call you ripped daddy.”

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