Riptees


riptees are sleeveless shirts meant to show off your ripped-ness. unfortunately they are no different from regular sleeveless shirts save for the fact that they scream, “i like to suck large amounts of c-ck daily.”
man 1: check out my new riptees.

man 2: why does everyone always come out of the closet to me?

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