Risk Assessment
a form designed by bureaucrats to waste the time of people with useful jobs
1: i need to do this work
2: here’s 4 risk -ssessment forms to fill out
…days later…
1. ok i’ve done that
2. you filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones
….later still….
1. look, just tell me what to write!
2. have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. what? i just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. you’re using a freezer! here’s another risk -ssessment to fill out
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